(You get that cup of coffee, feel that delicious smell, drink the perfect combination of flavor and caffeine, and feel you’ll have a perfect day!)
Programmer: Hmmmm…
(But then you remember you’re a programmer…)
Programmer: Crap!
(So you get another cup of coffee, feel that delicious smell, drink the perfect combination of flavor and caffeine, and feel you’ll have a perfect day!)
Programmer: Hmmmm…
(Now you’re in a infinite loop…)

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